why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
iirc our evidence for this is basically the equivalent of a limerick somebody wrote about how if you hear a round of applause from the baths it’s probably the fault of So-and-so and his majestic penis
It was probably Martial, who is very silly and not to be trusted.
And here it is:
Audieris in quo, Flacce, balneo plausum,
Maronis illic esse mentulam scito.
If you hear applause, Flaccus, in some bath,
You’ll know Maron’s dick is there.
A Ghibli movie raided the train.
Light Fossils by: Darren Pearson